Stupid Internet Tricks

The Joy of Stats

Health and wealth. -Head Trickster

Steven Slater

You know the Jet Blue flight attendant who cussed out the passengers on the intercom, grabbed two beers from the galley, slipped down the emergency slide and ran home? Evidently somebody in Hong Kong created an animated re-enactment, complete with a tearful homecoming. -Head Trickster

Happy Tax Day

Why they started withholding income tax from your check. Because it was easier than making commercals like this. -Head Trickster

Cadaver Calculator

We were featuring the Booze Death Calculator, but BarStools.net evidently discontinued it since we created this post last month. Probably lawyers or something. Too bad. It might have come in handy for you New Year's Eve party overacheivers.

So, as a consolation, here's the Cadaver Calculator. What's your body worth? -Head Trickster

Is FaceBook the ultimate Stupid Internet Trick?

With 20% of divorce petitions in the UK referencing FaceBook, we're awarding people who screw up their lives via FaceBook the 2009 Ultimate StupidInternetTrick.com award. -Head Trickster

Great American Smokeout

A bonus for the Great American Smokeout. Quit smoking those nasty cigarettes! They'll kill you! Instead, take an occasional cigar break. And don't inhale! What, are you crazy? -Head Trickster

Adagio for Strings, op. 9/11

A painfullly beautiful song for what will undoubtedly be one of the most painful moments in the 21st century. -Head Trickster

Ze Frank Is Back

I caught up with the Ze Frank phenomena long after he had already ended his year long daily video extravaganza. I was so blown away, I went back and watched every single video he recorded in order. It took me around 2 months, but it was completely worth it. The only depressing thing was that it was over. Like the untimely death of "Arrested Development", another genius moment bit the dust too soon. Only this one was because he intended it that way from the beginning.

Well. Our time has come. He's back. Thank God.

He's even on Time.com

Watch the early years. Or start now. You'll thank me later. -Vice Trickster in Charge of Vice

Engineer/Assasin jobs down 59%

Writers sometimes need unusual information. The Head Trickster came across this graph while working on his latest project. Looks like Xmas 2007 was the best time to get into the market.

Average Engineer / Assassin Salaries: $61,000. Average engineer / assassin salaries can vary greatly due to company, location, industry, experience and benefits.

Don't ask. -Head Trickster

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A collection of pictures that changed the world. -Head Trickster